The Matrix Revolutions (2003)
This movie is pure ass. Sorry, people who wasted all this time getting invested in the previous two movies.
Category:Film Reviews
Gothika (2003)
The scariest thing about this one is how much of a stinker it is.
House of the Dead (2003)
Uwe Boll. Enough said.
From Justin to Kelly (2003)
Behold: Justin Guarini’s most successful career move to date.
Presque rien (2000)
Love, nudity, and heartbreak. What’s not to love, especially with all the pretty on display?
Brother Bear (2003)
This one is every PETA member’s wet dream came true.
Old School (2003)
Here’s a star-studded example of textbook mediocrity.
Kill Bill: Vol. 1 (2003)
Yes, kill everything. Kill, kill, kill!
Willard (2003)
This remake can stand on its own two – four? – feet very well.
Spy Kids 3-D: Game Over (2003)
After a good previous entry, we now backslide into ugh territory.