Master and Commander: The Far Side of the World (2003)
Let’s go to sea with these well-dressed gentlemen of the navy!
Category:Film Reviews
The Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King (2003)
Now this is a disappointing, draggy way to end a trilogy.
The Brotherhood (2001)
Damn it, where is the gay porn? Oogies deducted on principle!
Dreamcatcher (2003)
What happened to Lawrence Kasdan and William Goldman? Old-age dementia?
Under the Tuscan Sun (2003)
Why do so many divorced woman dramas have to be this banal?
Laurel Canyon (2002)
Another story of rich white people and their first world problems. Who cares about which of these bores is sleeping with whom?
My Boss’s Daughter (2003)
Ashton Kutcher is the worst.
Jeepers Creepers 2 (2003)
Inferior sequel to a much better movie – same old story, really. A boring one.
School of Rock (2003)
Ugh, someone is trying to pass this Hallmark schmaltz off as a deeper movie.
The Order (2003)
Interesting ideas, but the execution is just so-so.