Timeline (2003)
Another time travel movie that I wish I could turn back time and skip watching.
Category:Film Reviews
American Wedding (2003)
Oh god, this thing is still going on? Just let it die already.
Intolerable Cruelty (2003)
Can a romance blossom amidst non-stop divorce drama?
The Texas Chainsaw Massacre (2003)
This is vile, and no, I’m not talking about the Leatherface’s antics.
The Last Samurai (2003)
Thank god for white guys that save us Asians by telling us how to do things right!
The Haunted Mansion (2003)
This is a joyless advertisement for a theme park, rather than a horror flick in its own right.
Master and Commander: The Far Side of the World (2003)
Let’s go to sea with these well-dressed gentlemen of the navy!
The Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King (2003)
Now this is a disappointing, draggy way to end a trilogy.
The Brotherhood (2001)
Damn it, where is the gay porn? Oogies deducted on principle!
Dreamcatcher (2003)
What happened to Lawrence Kasdan and William Goldman? Old-age dementia?