
Troy (2004)
Not even history can stop Brad Pitt from waxing his armpits for a role.

Not even history can stop Brad Pitt from waxing his armpits for a role.
I still like the previous one better. This one talks too much.
Yes, Hugh Jackman is hot, but this is one of the absolute worst movies I’ve ever seen.
The cast saves an otherwise lackluster movie from being forgettable.
The hero is way too much of a sadistic, cruel SOB for me to see him even as an antihero.
Hmm, this one never comes alive as it should have.
No go, this one.
Why is this movie so dull?
This one is indeed the cat’s meow.
Where is Paul Walker? Why isn’t he in this movie?