300 (2006)
Jesus, it’s like someone made a war movie out of an army of Ken dolls.
Category:Film Reviews
House of the Dead 2 (2006)
No Uwe Boll here, so no surprise that this is a far better movie than the previous one. It’s actually watchable!
The Covenant (2006)
Ugh, this one has all these Ken dolls and still ends up crap. Unforgivable!
Feast (2005)
Combining gore with absurd comedy with such style, this one is simply a must-see for fans of the genre.
Evil Aliens (2005)
This is some really gloriously nasty stuff!
Wolves of Wall Street (2002)
Not enough near-nudity or trashiness to be good. Pass.
Final Destination 3 (2006)
Wait, there’s another one? Didn’t the previous one flop or something?
Brokeback Mountain (2005)
The book is better, as the movie takes a safe approach to be more palatable to straight people.
Species III (2004)
Unlike the previous two movies in the franchise, this one is just boring. Which, in many ways, makes it the worst entry in the series.
Doom (2005)
This one is pretty bad, but that’s bad in a not so terrible, but still entertaining way.
