Dracula 3000 (2004)
LOL, is this for real? It is? Oh, kill me now.
Category:Film Reviews
Dead Boyz Don’t Scream (2006)
Ugh, and even the eye candy is not hot. Absolutely pointless.
Beowulf (2007)
My, my, that artificial hot body really took the years off Ray Winstone!
Severance (2006)
This is why team building activities can be the death of everyone.
Resident Evil: Extinction (2007)
We are in for the zombie apocalypse for the long haul now, peeps.
Wilderness (2006)
Another horror movie that kills off Sean Pertwee’s character. Bastards!
Hatchet (2006)
This is like an extended replay of a noob’s Mortal Kombat playthrough.
Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix (2007)
Well, this one is almost good, but Daniel Radcliffe will always be what he is, sigh.
Descent (2007)
This movie has a shocking premise, but it has little else to go along with that.
Murder in Portland (2004)
Don’t be fooled by the movie art: this isn’t porn as much as it is brain bleach.
