Babylon A.D. (2008)
This one starts out promising, but eventually becomes one hot mess.
Category:Film Reviews
Journey to the End of the Night (2006)
This one doesn’t quite hit the spot due to an abundance of weakly developed stereotypes running all over the place.
Urban Legends: Bloody Mary (2005)
This one has barely any ties to the previous Urban Legends movies, which explains why it is so good.
The Ruins (2008)
Kids, this is why you don’t poke your nose around old buildings in third world countries.
The Mummy: Tomb of the Dragon Emperor (2008)
The dumbest entry into the series, but it is what it is.
The X-Files: I Want to Believe (2008)
I hate Chris Carter so, so much.
The Dark Knight (2008)
Oh, bravo! Bravo! Standing ovation, darling!
Hellboy II: The Golden Army (2008)
This is a far bigger movie than the previous one, but I quite miss the smallness of that other movie. This one feels a little… hollow.
Teeth (2007)
Don’t mess with women whose vaginas have teeth!
The Gravedancers (2006)
This one falls apart and becomes funny for all the wrong reasons fast enough.