Darkness Falls (2003)
Snore.
Category:Film Reviews
Crocodile 2: Death Swamp (2002)
The first movie is bad, but this one redefines the bottom of the barrel.
House of Wax (2005)
As long as you know what you are getting here, this one isn’t too bad.
Herbie: Fully Loaded (2005)
Anyone want to fondle a talking car’s gearstick?
The Amityville Horror (2005)
Watch this for Ryan Reynolds’s baring some rather nice amount of skin. Don’t watch it for anything else.
The Island (2005)
For a Michael Bay-directed movie, this one isn’t too bad.
War of the Worlds (2005)
Steven Spielberg has lost it completely.
Fantastic Four (2005)
Now this is a revelation: everything wrong with poor Dr Doom’s life is the fault of these meddling pipsqueaks.
Eating Out (2004)
How many ways can one cringe at this thing?
Batman Begins (2005)
This fantastic reboot will help erase the ghastly memories of the previous Batman movie.
