2012 (2009)
This natural disaster movie is indeed a disaster.
Category:Film Reviews
Rainbow Eyes (2007)
This one is more about pretty people posturing a lot, but it’s strangely watchable.
Apartment Zero (1998)
Well, Colin Firth playing a repressed gay man is far more interesting than his usual typecast roles. Why doesn’t he do more of this?
Mutant Chronicles (2008)
This one could have been great, but it ends up a mess instead.
The Final Destination (2009)
We are officially in direct-to-video hell territory now. Death has won.
Pandorum (2009)
This one would have been an excellent space horror flick if the people behind it didn’t get too ambitious.
Ghosts of Girlfriends Past (2009)
This is more of a smarm vomit dipping session than a romantic comedy.
The Time Traveler’s Wife (2009)
If only I can time travel back in time and un-watch this movie!
Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince (2009)
As impending obscurity looms, Harry Potter whines his way into another victory, which sees everyone else doing his work for him. Again.
G.I. Joe: The Rise of Cobra (2009)
If you want to feel what it’s like to have your brain nuked by a missile, go watch this movie.