Bait (2012)
A shark movie that puts me to sleep. How nice.
Category:Film Reviews
Rites of Passage (2012)
Oh look at all the washed-up has-beens in one movie!
Prowl (2010)
Now this is an interesting, if flawed, vampire movie.
Alex Cross (2012)
This one is so stupefying dull, it’s amazing how one manages to stay awake to the end.
Black Sheep (2006)
Man-eating sheep are coming to kill everyone in New Zealand. How adorable.
Undisputed III: Redemption (2010)
Fight, fight, fiiiiiiight!
Resident Evil: Retribution (2012)
Seems like they have run out of ideas and money…
Total Recall (2012)
Alright, who are the morons that asked for this thing to be made? WHO?
The Amazing Spider-Man (2012)
Yes, we’re beating a dead horse here, but ooh, the feels and the chemistry.
El Gringo (2012)
Ooh, a no-nonsense throwdown gunfight movie! Only, it could be better.