Category:Film Reviews

Aftershock (2012)

Annoying and dull tourists get caught in an earthquake in Chile. Good news: they get hurt. Bad news: it’s still boring.

Good news: Rusty Joiner takes off his shirt once or twice here. Bad news: you can see more of him online, this movie blows.

This is either an unintentionally hilarious comedy or a horrible B-grade flick unfit for consumption. Pick your poison.

People actually wasted money making this thing. Oh, the shame of it all.

Christopher Nolan wastes almost 3 hours to show that women are horrible emotional creatures.

Is Ouija a flat and boring movie not worth my time and money? The pointer says: YES! YES! YES!

After Effect proves that the most terrifying thing in a horror movie is the budget cut.

How could a movie about hot boys molesting themselves can be this wretched and putrid? Epic fail all around.

Come savor the best Japan cinema has to offer: disembowelment, gore, vagina-to-mouth skewer attacks and more.

Yes, it’s really called Killer Mermaid, and yes, there is one here. It’s better than it should be, but not good enough.