
The Helpers (2012)
Help yourself – avoid this one.

Help yourself – avoid this one.
This is so embarrassing for Vin Diesel.
They should have done everyone a favor and just made gay porn instead.
Like pretty much all French movies, you’d be watching this one for the naked people.
This is Star Trek on steroids. I can hear the fans of the older shows baying for blood…
Don’t laugh, but compared to the drek that came before it, this one is actually a blast to watch.
No, really, don’t waste your time on this crap.
This is one sodden mess of a movie that doesn’t seem to know how to tell me a coherent story.
It’s a cliché, but true in this context: watch the original, or listen to the soundtrack – both are much better than this movie adaptation.
This is almost a great movie. Sure it has zombies, but it also has heart and soul.