Dead Boyz Don’t Scream (2006)
Ugh, and even the eye candy is not hot. Absolutely pointless.
Category:Genre: Horror & Monster
Severance (2006)
This is why team building activities can be the death of everyone.
Resident Evil: Extinction (2007)
We are in for the zombie apocalypse for the long haul now, peeps.
Wilderness (2006)
Another horror movie that kills off Sean Pertwee’s character. Bastards!
Hatchet (2006)
This is like an extended replay of a noob’s Mortal Kombat playthrough.
House of the Dead 2 (2006)
No Uwe Boll here, so no surprise that this is a far better movie than the previous one. It’s actually watchable!
The Covenant (2006)
Ugh, this one has all these Ken dolls and still ends up crap. Unforgivable!
Feast (2005)
Combining gore with absurd comedy with such style, this one is simply a must-see for fans of the genre.
Evil Aliens (2005)
This is some really gloriously nasty stuff!
Wolves of Wall Street (2002)
Not enough near-nudity or trashiness to be good. Pass.
