The Thing (2011)
John Carpenter’s version is so much better. Much grosser and scarier too!

John Carpenter’s version is so much better. Much grosser and scarier too!

So this is what goes into Australian fertilizer. Tasty.

Okay, this one is pretty rubbish, but the main guy is so pretty. Decisions, decisions…

Jane Austen story with zombies! Unfortunately, this forgettable flick doesn’t know how to capitalize on its premise to be worth much.

After a while, you may end up wishing that Grizzly the Killer Bear would kill you instead, to end your misery.

Babysitting a doll, even for a lot of money? Naturally, the heroine is going to regret accepting the job.

This one could have been better – the execution is not quite there.

On the bright side, the zombie disease is still killing off all these twits.

Careful, you may contract high blood pressure from all the obnoxious cretins in this movie.

Zombies on a plane, and it’s really downhill from there.
