A Closer Walk with Thee (2017)
Christmas season is the perfect time for a low-budget film about a pastor’s son versus a homo demon.

Christmas season is the perfect time for a low-budget film about a pastor’s son versus a homo demon.

Suburbia is terrible, but put in an ice cream truck and it’s terrifying. But this isn’t that movie, sorry.

What’s worse than a bad shark movie? A boring one.

This is what happens when you are a spoilsport during Christmastime. Krampus kebab!

Who needs masked mad killers and clowns from outer space when you have family members like these?

Oh my goodness, the Nazis are making zombie soldiers! Yeah, that same old story.

If you like to watch naked creepy young girls on a homicidal bent, then look at this one.

While strikingly unoriginal, this box-officer under-performer is actually worth a look if you like techno-thriller films.

It’s a movie that just happens to have “Halloween” in the title.

Raped by a frog monster, dismembered and eaten by freaks, squashed up into a box… this is what happens when horror movies try to be too arty.
