Evil Dead (2013)
The real evil is that the people behind the original Evil Dead actually wanted this to happen.
The real evil is that the people behind the original Evil Dead actually wanted this to happen.
If this one had been anything but a zombie movie, it’d have been grand. Or, at the very least, it’d make more sense.
As plots go, killer dogs killing people is probably a bit better than sharks in a tornado.
Good lord, even the English countryside is not safe from redneck psychopaths.
This won’t be the best zombie movie ever, but it’s pretty funny and probably worth a peek.
Loki gets married and introduces the wife to his creepy, deranged sister. I give the marriage two weeks.
These woods are where brain cells go to die.
John Carpenter’s version is so much better. Much grosser and scarier too!
So this is what goes into Australian fertilizer. Tasty.
Okay, this one is pretty rubbish, but the main guy is so pretty. Decisions, decisions…