The Midnight Man (2016)
Well, clearly my horror movie night has been a big bust. Sigh.
Category:Genre: Horror & Monster
Slaughterhouse Rulez (2018)
Harry Potter meets Cthulhu… oh, who am I kidding? This is rubbish.
Insanitarium (2008)
Why would anyone think it’s a good idea to pretend to be mad in order to get into a loonybin?
Leprechaun Returns (2018)
When in doubt, go the comedy route, I guess.
Godzilla: King of the Monsters (2019)
Everything explodes and gets destroyed here, including my brain, and it’s glorious.
The Jurassic Games (2018)
Dinosaurs, reality TV, and plenty of low budget cringe to go around.
Brightburn (2019)
James Gunn’s final form is James Wan? What a scary notion.
The Curse of La Llorona (2019)
The only weeping any woman will do in this flick is out of sheer boredom.
Pet Sematary (2019)
Good lord, are they going to remake every bloody thing in the last five decades?
Don’t Sleep (2017)
There should be a full stop between the two words in the title.