Mercy Christmas (2017)
Shocker – the host of the old Supermarket Sweep TV show is a cannibal!

Shocker – the host of the old Supermarket Sweep TV show is a cannibal!

Only watch when one is drunk enough to pass out midway.

The movie doesn’t deserve its cast members.

It were as if the people behind the first movie wanted to prove that things could be far worse.

Zoo and zombies. Get it? Zoombies!

I am going to send rude and angry emails to all those people who wanted this sequel.

What starts out like a fun movie soon turns into a boring chore.

While this one is bad, it sadly never becomes so bad that it’s so good.

So, I finally watched this thing, and I’m underwhelmed by it.

Weird things happen in a beach town, and I don’t give a rat’s rear end.
