Porno (2019)
Don’t expect a sexploitation flick. The movie poster art is the best thing about this dud.

Don’t expect a sexploitation flick. The movie poster art is the best thing about this dud.

The greatest threat during a zombie pandemic is the stupidity of humans.

The horrid, unlikable female character in a horror movie that becomes a huge liability and ruins everything… yup, that thing strikes again.

Amanda Seyfried is a lovely gal. Why does she keep appearing in subpar movies?

This movie is a predator that mercilessly devours all your brain cells before defecating onto your face.

This is a Big Twist movie. It lives and dies by the twist, and you live and die by whether you like the twist.

If this movie had actually been a cult classic like they say, then the term “cult classic” has no meaning anymore.

Even in Poland, you are not safe from murderous mutant hillbillies.

Oh, for a great Lovecraft-ian movie, instead of just one more average addition to the pile.

Sexy Dagon-things? This is one color out of space I won’t mind getting daubed in.
