The Cleansing Hour (2019)
The devil is the biggest troll. Don’t need to watch this thing to know that.

The devil is the biggest troll. Don’t need to watch this thing to know that.

Oh, the cringe, the cringe, and the edgy paper cuts it inflicts on my heart.

Not much scares, just plenty of enjoyable poking fun at common horror tropes.

Nothing’s stirring on my end, I’m afraid.

Come watch as Thomas Jane buries the last of his dignity in the graveyard of his career.

Not exactly diarrhea-causing material, but it’s still tad hard to go down.

Once again, the poster delivers more than the movie itself.

Wrestlers versus zombies. It’s quite the show.

Oh my god, this terrible thing actually won 11 awards from somebody? Why?

It’s like these people haven’t the foggiest idea what to do with the movie after coming up with the man-eating jeans premise.
