Benny Loves You (2019)
Oh look, here’s a cute toy that kills people. Another reason to set fire on your kid’s Elmo right away.
Oh look, here’s a cute toy that kills people. Another reason to set fire on your kid’s Elmo right away.
This is a fine example of a horror film made by someone that clearly doesn’t understand or care for the genre.
Disconnect. Don’t pick up, Better still, just cut off the service altogether!
Block Island is real, and this movie is telling everyone to stay away from there, ooh.
Neill Blomkamp’s triumphant return is a terrific sleeping aid. Even the jump scares fail to keep one awake.
Body horror financed entirely in Russian currency, for better or worse. Mostly worse.
This is why you don’t buy spider eggs to show off in your house.
Crap movie, but oh my oh, that magical rear end on display. Now that’s what I call a legacy!
Ooh, another American going to Europe to find a hot local to shag. Oh, with some lame horror stuff thrown in.
Yes, this one is as fun as the tool in the title hitting me between my eyes.