D-Railed (2018)
A train wreck, and not in a fun way.
A train wreck, and not in a fun way.
A movie where boyband members past their prime go to die.
4 out of 5 Killbots, with a bonus point for gratuitous thirst trap shirtlessness.
A slimy, tentacle-filled anthology of body horror and bad decisions.
Amateur costumes, bendy swords, and script chaos make this a laughable slog.
All about the hell mobile with blood, sweat, and Bob Morley.
A critique of low-budget lunacy, or how I learned to stop worrying and love the jade zombies.
A sssslithering mess of snakes, stars, and silliness.
The real horror is how forgettable it is.
Killer laughs, campy chaos, and a ghostly prom queen’s wrath.