Adrift (2018)
I need to care about the characters to cry over their plight. I don’t care about any of the characters in this one.
I need to care about the characters to cry over their plight. I don’t care about any of the characters in this one.
Shocking Hallmark movie exposes a terrible truth: US Army Ranger wives are a cult from which no one ever leaves alive.
I am still trying to figure out why this story needs to be told.
If a scaly merman is the man of your dreams, this romantic fantasy will fill you to your gills.
Watch this for the obscenely beautiful naked men, and blink as they prance like unicorns and dolphins.
Everything about this one is pure cheese that will make you cringe or cheer. Maybe both. At the same time.
It is such a tragedy when hot guys get barbecued in a bonfire. What, too soon?
It is very easy to dislike Christopher Nolan and to scoff at the hype of this movie, but once it starts, oh boy, I’m lost.
Take away some of its pretentious arthouse movie gimmicks, and there is a beautiful story to be had here.
Ah, classic Argentinian softporn, er, arthouse – many hot guys, ample nudity, a sweet love story between two guys, but meager payoff.