A Predator Returns (2021)
Oh, Bruce, that hot crazy psycho boyfriend. He deserves better than this.

Oh, Bruce, that hot crazy psycho boyfriend. He deserves better than this.

Girl, is it really that much of a hardship to date a cannibal that looks like Sebastian Stan?

I don’t know why people say this movie makes right-leaning American folks look bad. It’s the complete opposite!

Not even guys running around in tiny underwear can hide how the show runs out of ideas 30 minutes in.

You get a gimmick! You get a twist! YOU GET A GIMMICK! AND A TWIST!

Is that the temperature of my brain as I watch this thing?

The best thing about this one is the cute kid that plays the psycho.

Boy, and I thought the “romance” selection of Netflix is atrocious. Here comes Lifetime to ask Netflix to hold its beer!

The title is the only thing this movie has going for it.

This movie must be made either for a paycheck or for money laundering.
