The Whole Ten Yards (2004)
Behold, the sequel no one ever needs, or deserves to watch.

Behold, the sequel no one ever needs, or deserves to watch.

This made-for-teens thriller is surprisingly poignant and dark.

The best thing about this movie is Mark Ruffalo getting naked. Which, unfortunately, isn’t often.

A messy movie with a hot. hot lead male character. Hmm.

This is a creepy, depressing, and fascinating look into the fractured mind of a poor, poor man.

Hot chicks wanting to have sex all the time, ugly men in tight swim trunks… ah yes, a first class “arty” thriller, alright.

Cool, stylish, cool, and Samuel L Jackson – oh yes!

This one is going so well until… oops, that happens.

Why do they make the hero so dumb?

Aside from a lesbian love scene, the rest is just pure snoozer.
