Category:Genre: Crime & Thriller

Sicario (2015)

It’s “Let’s finally watch the first movie now that the sequel is just around the corner!” time with a yummy hitman.

How can a movie with so many talented people end up being such a lifeless bore?

This criminally-bent comedy is alright, but it’s also missing the edge that would have made it better.

Russia, please take this back and hide it away so that nobody will ever have to see it again.

Sure, there are naked bits here and there, but the overall effect is a snooze.

If you were too virtuous to peek at Jennifer Lawrence’s nude pics when they were leaked a while back, she obligingly gets naked here for you.

Don’t think, or nothing much makes sense in this hot mess. Just look at Liam Neeson, and forget everything else.

How adorable – Kenneth Branagh directs a movie that allows him to mug and hog screen time at the expense of everyone else.

This is a prison movie, but no, not much male nudity or bending over to pick up the soap here. Don’t get too excited, perverts.

Travis Conrad and John Wick bromance… when?