Shot Caller (2017)
This is a prison movie, but no, not much male nudity or bending over to pick up the soap here. Don’t get too excited, perverts.
Category:Genre: Crime & Thriller
24 Hours to Live (2017)
Travis Conrad and John Wick bromance… when?
Blade Runner 2049 (2017)
You must really love Ryan Gosling’s Eeyore expression in order to enjoy this one, as you’d be getting an excessive amount of that.
American Assassin (2017)
This is a live action cartoon flick, right?
Logan Lucky (2017)
For a heist movie, this one isn’t very good at stealing my affections or even attention.
Renegades (2017)
I expected worse, honestly, after seeing the dreadful trailer and movie poster. And there are so many pretty men with square jaws!
Atomic Blonde (2017)
Charlize Theron takes no prisoners and gets some girl-on-girl action, but something is missing nonetheless.
Baby Driver (2017)
Car chases, crazy criminals, lots of music, and a whole lot of whimsy desite the dark premise make this one an unexpectedly great, fun movie.
Once Upon a Time in Venice (2017)
This movie wants to be funny, but it isn’t. It wants to be sexy, but it also isn’t that as well.
The Shadow Effect (2017)
Okay, this is a dreary low-budget indie movie but who cares? The hot lead actor takes it off, so yay, happiness.
