Death to Smoochy (2002)
How can a movie about killing Barney be this turgid?

How can a movie about killing Barney be this turgid?

This is a lazy and sloppy entry into an already sloppy series. Sigh.

Ugh, apparently women all love immature bratty men. As if I need a movie to tell me that!

Don’t hate me, but I think I like this one.

Girls and football (soccer to Americans) make such a wonderful combination for a romantic comedy.

Even in prison, there is no containing the underdog sports movie formula.

Definitely boring.

This one has heart, at least.

While this isn’t technically a great movie, it skewers what it needs to be skewered.

Trying to cash-in on the teen comedy boom with such a crappy movie is just nasty.
