Eternals (2021)
I find myself missing Inhumans, and that’s not good.

I find myself missing Inhumans, and that’s not good.

We all know he’s here only because Iron Fist is cancelled.

For a movie with some pretty overexposed, one note actors, it’s actually, shockingly fun to watch.

Glad I waited for it to hit streaming!

It’s sad when the previous movie adaptations of this franchise fare so much better in comparison to this soulless bore of a flick.

R-rated, baby, which means nudity, gore, tentacles, and gratuitous violence galore. Huzzah!

This is just cartoon characters screaming at one another. What happened?

It’s kinda fun, in a way, but it’s also super stale and the lead characters are the most boring ones in this lot.

More like a toilet flush.

Star-Lord and Miranda Lawson attempt to save the last of humanity from albino aliens.
