The Wild Thornberrys Movie (2002)
I too want to be an adventurer now!

I too want to be an adventurer now!

Hollywood continues to hate Jet Li, and I am sad.

This is a beautiful reimagining of a childhood classic that is, in one word, breathtaking.

Yes, I like this movie. Shut up. It’s romantic, okay?

More drama over a ring. You’d think it can make one forever young or something.

This action movie has all the fun factor of a bingo game where everyone’s sedated to the gills.

James Bond ought to retire after this. He’s been humiliated enough in this movie.

Jason Statham is hot. The movie… well…

Meaningless, illogically, badly acted, badly directed – what is this, a really bad joke?

This is such a bad movie that it ends up being quite endearing despite itself.
