Fantastic Four (2005)
Now this is a revelation: everything wrong with poor Dr Doom’s life is the fault of these meddling pipsqueaks.

Now this is a revelation: everything wrong with poor Dr Doom’s life is the fault of these meddling pipsqueaks.

This fantastic reboot will help erase the ghastly memories of the previous Batman movie.

The whole crappiness of this trilogy is over. Let’s never speak of it again.

Come celebrate stupidity as the way to be!

Oh boy, it’s hard to say which one is dumber, this one or the French movie it is based upon.

Bummer, I am hoping to like this one far more than I actually do.

Take away the magic stuff and the story of King Arthur becomes even more boring to watch.

This is a gorgeous but rather hollow movie. Quite a waste, sadly.

Talk about a sexist, unenjoyable, awkward, cringe-inducing dud.

It’s alright, but it’s far less smarter than it thinks it is. Oh, and Will Smith didn’t show that much, trust me.
