Legion (2010)
We have a cool guy trying very hard to save a bunch of idiots. How sad.
Category:Genre: Action & Adventure
Avatar (2009)
Talk about a bloated, overrated turd. I suppose the scenery is nice, but don’t we have documentaries for that kind of thing?
Ninja Assassin (2009)
This one is more try-hard than cool, so it won’t be slaying anyone anytime soon.
Sherlock Holmes (2009)
Oh my goodness, the homoerotic sexual tension! I like, I like!
The Storm Warriors (2009)
Pretty boys brooding at one another for what seems like an eternity. Strictly for fangirls.
The Twilight Saga: New Moon (2009)
The only reason to watch this is shirtless Taylor Lautner. Those abs alone give ten points to Team Jacob.
2012 (2009)
This natural disaster movie is indeed a disaster.
Mutant Chronicles (2008)
This one could have been great, but it ends up a mess instead.
Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince (2009)
As impending obscurity looms, Harry Potter whines his way into another victory, which sees everyone else doing his work for him. Again.
G.I. Joe: The Rise of Cobra (2009)
If you want to feel what it’s like to have your brain nuked by a missile, go watch this movie.