The Avengers (2012)
Here’s Iron Man, his bromance buddy Steve, Hulk, that token chick, and… some people.

Here’s Iron Man, his bromance buddy Steve, Hulk, that token chick, and… some people.

Why do they keep wasting time and money on such disastrously bad movies?

For a tale of people trying to kill one another, this one is surprisingly bloodless in terms of entertainment value.

Once again, Dwayne Johnson steps in, overtakes, and kills a franchise.

Boring, boring, boring, boring, boring, boring.

Best watched with brain shut down and minimal expectations – it may actually be fun if you do that.

Cast a guy more well known for his shirtless scenes, and then have him “act” with his clothes on. The result is just as you’d expect.

Oh god, everyone involved in this putrid mess has better have a strong word with his or her agent.

Came in expecting the worst, and turns out that it’s actually… okay.

Chris Evans is pretty. Wish the movie is the same way – it’s just okay.
