Maleficent (2014)
Maleficent has Angelina Jolie and… well, not much else.

Maleficent has Angelina Jolie and… well, not much else.

The best thing about this haphazardly put-together movie is that one of the main guys spends most of the time half naked.

Wolverine is in this one, but fortunately, he doesn’t take the limelight away from Magneto, Charles Xavier, and Mystique.

Not only are young Charles, Erik, and Raven much cooler than their older counterparts, this movie make them larger-than-life characters.

It’s a rather average action flick, but oh, it’s a gorgeous and heartbreaking love story.

No Vin Diesel, no Paul Walker, just a dumb brat driving his car in circles. Fail.

A rather average action banger… probably a good thing that it’s entertaining in a no-brainer way.

Wait, what’s with all this sudden interest in Hercules again?

This one is so embarrassingly bad, it’s not anywhere campy enough to be watchable.

It’s exactly what you’d expect.
