Category:Genre: Action & Adventure

Furious 7 (2015)

Rest in peace, Paul Walker. You beautiful, beautiful man. This movie, on the other hand…

The gang is doing it for family. Family, family, family. Thank god there are still explosions.

Now this is what a movie with Vin Diesel, Paul Walker, and the Rock should be: so fun, it’s almost illegal.

Well, well, the hot boys are back. After that aberration set in Tokyo, this one speeds things back on track.

This one has more in common with that film about an abused horse valiantly enduring, only more smug and pretentious.

No, it’s not even close to being The Matrix. There are better things to watch, surely.

This movie needs to be ten times more absurd and offensive than it actually is.

Good news: Rusty Joiner takes off his shirt once or twice here. Bad news: you can see more of him online, this movie blows.

Of all the vampires in movies, the dude in Dracula Untold may be the most tragic pushover of them all.

This could have been most gory and scary, but it ends up being most limpid.