The Huntsman: Winter’s War (2016)
Thor and Not-Natalie-Portman take on Elsa, who just can’t let it go, while four midgets run around kissing for the Rule 34 crowd.
Category:Genre: Action & Adventure
Snow White and the Huntsman (2012)
Bella Swan and Thor get together to take down the evil Queen and kill us all with boredom.
Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice (2016)
The best thing about this movie is Wonder Woman’s throwaway appearance. Everything else is just dreary and plodding.
Man of Steel (2013)
I don’t recall Superman being this dreary, joyless, and insufferable. Can we have another reboot?
Gods of Egypt (2016)
Gerard Butler being naked the entire movie may have saved it. Maybe. There are just too many annoyances in here.
Deadpool (2016)
Oh my god, the movie is finally out and… it’s actually pretty good! Imagine that.
The 5th Wave (2016)
Prepare to be swept away by the crappiest cash-in teens-are-dumb franchise to date. No doubt there will be worse to come.
Star Wars: The Force Awakens (2015)
Leia, Luke, Han Solo, Chewbacca – it’s so good to see all of you again. Oh, and hi, new kids, I guess they ain’t so bad.
The Last Witch Hunter (2015)
Hopefully, this flat and draggy movie is indeed the last of its kind.
The Martian (2015)
What happens when MacGyver gets scuttled to Mars and has everything at his disposal to do his survival stuff?