Gods of Egypt (2016)
Gerard Butler being naked the entire movie may have saved it. Maybe. There are just too many annoyances in here.
Gerard Butler being naked the entire movie may have saved it. Maybe. There are just too many annoyances in here.
Oh my god, the movie is finally out and… it’s actually pretty good! Imagine that.
Prepare to be swept away by the crappiest cash-in teens-are-dumb franchise to date. No doubt there will be worse to come.
Leia, Luke, Han Solo, Chewbacca – it’s so good to see all of you again. Oh, and hi, new kids, I guess they ain’t so bad.
Hopefully, this flat and draggy movie is indeed the last of its kind.
What happens when MacGyver gets scuttled to Mars and has everything at his disposal to do his survival stuff?
The hero in this one is a major downgrade from Gerard Butler. Still, there’s always Eva Green.
This one borrows so heavily from many better movies, so why watch this one, and not those movies?
Perhaps it is inevitable, but these Marvel superhero movies are starting to have a by-the-numbers feel.
If you want your fond memories of the early movies to be violated to pieces, then yes, watch this one.