The Great Wall (2016)
This is exactly what is advertised on the box: a big, dumb, fun movie. Just sit back. enjoy, and try not to think too hard about it.
Category:Genre: Action & Adventure
Assassin’s Creed (2016)
Ass’s assing crap, more like.
Rogue One: A Star Wars Story (2016)
If only they have cared to make a proper, coherent movie instead of just banking on the Star Wars brand to make money, sigh.
Underworld: Blood Wars (2016)
The fate of the vampires rests on Selene’s incompetent shoulders. Oh god, they are all so screwed.
Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them (2016)
JK Rowling’s “I wrote the script myself!” Pokemon GO movie is… uneven. Eddie Redmayne is frightfully gorgeous, though.
Doctor Strange (2016)
Naturally, the movie based on one of my favorite superheroes ever has to be one of the worst entries into the Marvel movie-verse.
Deepwater Horizon (2016)
If you need more reasons to hate BP, watch this disaster flick. It’s based on a true story as well as Hallmark tropes.
Miss Peregrine’s Home for Peculiar Children (2016)
This is a pretty but soulless movie featuring the usual blank slate male lead being everyone’s information dumpster.
The Magnificent Seven (2016)
It’s best to watch this one with expectations set at an all-time low, as it is just another loud, dumb remake.
Kingsglaive: Final Fantasy XV (2016)
This movie is very pretty, but I’d suggest waiting for rental. It’s all flash and bang, but with little substance.