Logan (2017)
If you have seen the trailer, you have basically watched the whole movie already.
Category:Genre: Action & Adventure
Max Steel (2016)
Bad men want to drain every drop of our hero, and his only hope is to merge with his sidekick. No, this is not gay porn. What gives you the idea?
Riot (2015)
70% brainless fun, 30% hot guy taking his shirt off now and then. Can’t say I have any complaints here.
The LEGO Batman Movie (2017)
This is certainly a well-animated and charming advertisement for Lego. My right kidney for the Batcave?
XXX: Return of Xander Cage (2017)
Oh my goodness, here’s a movie that’s almost pornographic in how it treats its eye candies, firepower, and gratuitous violence.
XXX: State of the Union (2005)
I actually watched this one back in 2005, but promptly forgot to post a review. Rewatching it again, I can see why.
The Great Wall (2016)
This is exactly what is advertised on the box: a big, dumb, fun movie. Just sit back. enjoy, and try not to think too hard about it.
Assassin’s Creed (2016)
Ass’s assing crap, more like.
Rogue One: A Star Wars Story (2016)
If only they have cared to make a proper, coherent movie instead of just banking on the Star Wars brand to make money, sigh.
Underworld: Blood Wars (2016)
The fate of the vampires rests on Selene’s incompetent shoulders. Oh god, they are all so screwed.
