Ready Player One (2018)
Lots of gamer meta references and CGI porn mask a derivative and often silly story.
Category:Genre: Action & Adventure
Pacific Rim Uprising (2018)
We already have one Michael Bay; we don’t need an inferior, two-bit imitation.
Pacific Rim (2013)
With the sequel just around the corner, I guess it’s time to get off my rear end and watch this one.
Tomb Raider (2018)
This lifeless reboot is a complete morgue when it comes to delivering the thrills.
Black Panther (2018)
Black Panther and Agent Bilbo versus Gollum and Hotter Black Panther V2 in a movie that reminds me why Marvel movies can be the bomb.
Maze Runner: The Death Cure (2018)
Finally, this incompetently done trilogy limps to a laughably bad end.
12 Strong (2018)
Thank god for the USA, or the rest of the world will never get out of the Dark Ages!
Jumanji: Welcome to the Jungle (2017)
Here is the surely the winner of the Never Thought It’d Actually be Good movie award.
Bright (2017)
Who cares about Star Wars when you can watch this baby. And you should. This is solid fun stuff!
Star Wars: The Last Jedi (2017)
Warning: this review contains spoilers. And plenty of lingering feels due to the baggage I carry with me, for being a fan of the series.
