Howard Lovecraft and the Undersea Kingdom (2017)
Wonder how Cthulhu feels about being a loyal sidekick of an emo brat.

Wonder how Cthulhu feels about being a loyal sidekick of an emo brat.

For a course correction, this one isn’t bad. Which means, in this case, it’s pretty average.

Here’s another installment in the ennoblement of bad parenting and children behaving badly.

Wait, this is really a thing? Blasphemy!

How to tame your kraken, the re-beginning.

I know, we’re all sick of Spider-Man movies by now, but this one is really, really fun!

Scott Adkins’s movie quality is directly proportional to the amount of time he is shirtless. This one, well… damn the shirt. Damn the shirt!

JK Rowling finally gets to share the same oxygen as the two men she has the hots for.

Here’s a shocker: after losing the Spider-Man franchise, Sony repeats the same mistakes in order to keep losing in the cape show race.

Ladies and gentlemen, here’s one of the most worthless movies of 2018.
