Star Wars: The Rise of Skywalker (2019)
TL; DR: Don’t bother.
Category:Genre: Action & Adventure
Jumanji: The Next Level (2019)
The sequel does the same things as the previous movie, only in far less interesting ways.
Frozen II (2019)
I’m still shocked by just how much this movie sucker-punched me in the gut.
Charlie’s Angels (2019)
I’m starting to suspect that there is a conspiracy in Hollywood to turn feminism into joke.
Terminator: Dark Fate (2019)
This is actually a pretty good girl power action film. Too bad it’s also an unnecessary one.
Maleficent: Mistress of Evil (2019)
A wicked witch isn’t so much fun when she’s no longer the underdog.
Rambo: Last Blood (2019)
This is a pretty bad movie, but not because it is secretly a Donald Trump propaganda like those idiots claim.
The Lost Viking (2018)
Talk about a bad trip abroad…
Viking Siege (2017)
This one could have been a fun, campy pleasure… but it doesn’t quite succeed.
Robin Hood: The Rebellion (2018)
No, no, this is the other terrible Robin Hood movie. The British one.