The Flame and the Flower by Kathleen E Woodiwiss
Just like the hero with the heroine, this book may just rape you into a blissful stupor.

Just like the hero with the heroine, this book may just rape you into a blissful stupor.

If you are hankering for a story where nobody talks and everyone thinks awful things of one another, this is your lucky day.

This one is quite campy, so much so that it’s actually quite fun.

Talk about a high-maintenance heroine: the one in this story is not only a liability and a worthless baggage, she is determined to the very end to play the victim.

This is a pretty ordinary Western romance, but oh dear, the heroine is creepy-scary. I still am not sure whether this is a good or bad thing.

A horny girl comes between two men, and the hero kills his brother for her. You know, I wish I’d read that book instead of this one.

This is the romance novel equivalent of a Taylor Swift song.

Meh, what an average story. Okay, I lied. I love this one so much that I’m all VRAIS A PLECHE DAR NUMA NUMA I-AAYYYYY.

Wait, why oh why did it take me so long to pick up this book?

This seems designed to be some kind of farcical road trip story, and if that’s the case, this is farce gone wrong.
