Twelve Nights of Ruin by Carrie Lomax
It needs to be girthier and longer.

It needs to be girthier and longer.

The heroine doesn’t deserve any of the happiness that falls onto her lap.

Clumsy heroine, secretive marquis, and zero plot—the author’s formula is both ridiculous and hilarious.

A spy romance that’s more cartoon than reality, but with Julia Quinn’s signature charm and wit.

Duller than a cloudy day.

An earl, a governess, and seven years of melodrama.

Wit meets woe in a rollercoaster of romance and face-palm-worthy conflicts.

It stumbles more than it dances.

A frothy Regency romp with wit, charm, and… a jackass hero?

Jane meets Tarzan, but there’s nothing too wild here, unfortunately.
