
Dark Sapphire by Lisa Jackson
This whole thing feels like a bad accident from start to finish.

This whole thing feels like a bad accident from start to finish.
Oh people, must we be this unremarkable and generic?
Watch out, the sugar tide is coming in!
The heroine loves her stupid house more than anything else here, and that’s sad.
Fun hero, tedious heroine, underwhelming plot.
Run, it’s the devil!
The author hits a new high with this one. Nice.
It’s sometimes great, sometimes not. So-so it is, then.
The hero is glorious, but the heroine is a wet rag.
The heroine is a moron.