Black Candle Vigil by Elena Berrino
Two guys and a candle. No, not like that.
Two guys and a candle. No, not like that.
There is probably a story here, but good luck in overlooking the brutally stupid heroine.
The existence of this thing is evidence that the Outer Gods have risen and doom is coming to us all.
The cover is a big lie.
This is an alright space caper, but watch out for the annoying protagonist.
No, not the doggies!
The author markets this one as some kind of fantasy romance with magic and what not, but it’s actually not.
WTFen Dud, more like.
The cover is so pretty, and the writing is too. The execution of the whole thing, sadly, is terribly botched.
The hero needs a nanny, and he doesn’t even have to try hard to get one because, you know, penis.