A Girl’s Guide to Vampires by Katie MacAlister
A parody of Christine Feehan’s vampire books? Let me… oh wait, it’s by Katie MacAlister.
Category:Genre: Fantasy & Sci-fi
When Darkness Falls by Susan Krinard, Tanith Lee, and Evelyn Vaughn
If this is an ad for Harlequin’s new fantasy line, I’m not impressed.
Once Upon a Midnight by Nora Roberts, Jill Gregory, Ruth Ryan Langan, and Marianne Willman
Part bad Disney fanfiction, all horrible.
Dark Melody by Christine Feehan
Same old crap, take ten. Or is it thirty? Anyone keeping count?
Journey into the Void by Margaret Weis and Tracy Hickman
Once again, the authors end a trilogy with a whimper. Why do they keep doing this to me?
Goddess of the Sea by PC Cast
Everyone wants a piece of the Mary Sue mermaid’s rear end!
Spenceworth Bride by Virginia Farmer
This story that a contemporary setting that does not feel remotely contemporary at all. Hmm.
Unraveled by CJ Barry
Clichés, whining, and cluelessness all in a same old bag of camp.
Wedding the Highlander by Janet Chapman
Good lord, just how many times is the author going to reuse the same characters in her books?
Single White Vampire by Lynsay Sands
This is the perfect antidote to all those gloomy emo vampire romances out there at the moment.