Not Quite Dead by Sela Carsen
It’s alive! It’s wonderfully alive!
It’s alive! It’s wonderfully alive!
DRAMA! DRAMA! DRAMA-AAA-AAA!
This superhero yarn doesn’t stand out enough to be memorable.
Egyptian gods, witches, demons, all the rest.
Oh god, why do they let the poor author humiliate herself like this?
Oh dear, I don’t think screwball comedy is the author’s strongest point.
Third time’s the I’m so getting out of here.
This has to be a joke, right? Or someone else has hijacked the author’s name?
A guy and two dolphins. Really, it must only be true love.
This story doesn’t feel complete at all.