20,000 Leagues Under the Seas by Jules Verne
A whale of a tale or just a big fish story?
Category:3 Oogies
Varney the Vampire by James Malcolm Rymer
Cliffhangers, drama, and… Edward Cullen’s great-great-granddad?
Python (2000)
A sssslithering mess of snakes, stars, and silliness.
Dèmoni 2 (1986)
A rehashed script, neon-lit chaos, and recycled gore—this is déjà vu in a high-rise.
Enya by Phillip Presswood
For those seeking the true Celtic mysticism of Enya’s work, stick with the originals.
DeepStar Six (1989)
The monster barely shows itself, but Miguel Ferrer steals the whole show.
Dèmoni (1985)
A wild, gory mess with insane action, top-notch effects, and zero logic.
Maiden Mother Crone (2024)
Maiden Mother Crone stumbles but caps a surprisingly solid magic-filled season.
Cellar Dweller (1989)
Having more Jeffrey Combs would have made this one better.
Lily’s Last Stand by Delilah Devlin
Red lipstick! Two men! Er… is there anything more interesting on Netflix?