The Next Best Thing (2000)
Is this the ultimate fag hag movie?

Is this the ultimate fag hag movie?

This is not a good story, but it is an entertaining one nonetheless.

Great, another small town, heroine on the run, car breaks down, meets hot hunk story. Can’t have too many of those!

Oh, the adorable hero. Yucks, the heroine.

The pirate hero’s name is actually Raiden. No, really!

The secondary characters save this one. The main characters can be quite dull.

Need more romance. And magic.

Fia faces a dire fate in this one: she is made conventional.

Holy castle, I think the author has stuffed nearly every medieval romance trope in here!

The author knows all her tropes very well, but the end result is more sleepy than exciting.
