Neon Salvation by Chuck Anderson
The cover has me thinking John Wick, but it’s more of a lame di… er, duck.
Category:2 Oogies
Primal (2010)
Oh goody, here’s another movie about city morons running to their deaths in the wilderness.
Chasing Sunsets by Amy Aislin
Nice cover, but the story is boredom incarnate.
Model Christmas by Jaime Samms
Oh my god, Vancouver is such a scary, deadly place!
The Maze & Harmony (2002)
Confusing navigation and forbidden vocalization.
Love Wasn’t Built in a Day by Renee Dahlia
Why so boring?
The Brass Octopus by Cornelia Amiri
Respect women for their brains… but first, the heroine needs to show off her cleavage to the hero.
The Play of His Life by Amy Aislin
The guy on the cover just won’t stop whining and complaining about everything.
The Seductress (2000)
This whole thing won’t have happened if the main character had known the guy first before jumping him.
Approaching Desdemona (2000)
Another morality tale about not forming parasocial relationships with e-thots.
