Watchbird (2007)
The final episode of this show stumbles and lands with face flat on the ground.
The final episode of this show stumbles and lands with face flat on the ground.
You are an elf. Sad. The end.
It could have been scary if the main cast of teens weren’t so freaking boring and annoying.
Hot Bob isn’t so hot when he’s clean shaven, hmmm.
Little bother, more like.
The main actor’s donglers steal the show, but that’s all there is to it.
New school, quickly gets dry humped by the hottest guy there, hello friends and supporters… HIGH SCHOOL LIFE IS HARD!
A punk music icon attempts to direct a horror anthology with, er, horrifying results.
I thought I’d be getting an urban fantasy thing. I got smutty X-Men fanfiction instead.
Malcolm in the Middle has unprotected sex with some strange woman, and gets a hideous rash from hell.