
Twelve Nights as His Mistress by Elisa Braden
I like the horny hero, but the story never succeeds in pulling itself together.

I like the horny hero, but the story never succeeds in pulling itself together.
Am I missing something here?
They misspelled ridiculous in the title.
The characters are from a cartoon, but the story itself isn’t much of one. Hence, tonal whiplash.
How sad that a movie about a high school teen getting paid to kill his school mates’ parents ends up being a dud.
This one is more of a monster of a headache.
Mister Lambert strikes out on his own to do his own thing, and it’s the same thing as before, only duller.
Sleeping with daddy’s bestie, ooh.
Saving winged horses, crying, nursing animals – yup, this one is aimed at girls.
How dare the midgets try to be better than humans!