The Sandman (2017)
This one would have put me to sleep if that child actor would just stop screaming. God.
Category:2 Oogies
Kickboxer: Vengeance (2016)
This one is more of a sluggish slap in the rear end than a hard punch in the gut,
Prison (1987)
Even Viggo Mortensen in white briefs can’t save this movie.
Decadent Holiday Pleasures by Pamela Yaye
Don’t look at me, I bought this book for Janice Sims’s story.
Until Morning Comes by Peggy Webb
Hello, white woman. Do you secretly crave to have a noble savage injun rain onto your face?
Infestation by Cheryl Kaye Tardif
It’s a big scary house story that delivers fewer thrills than the most formulaic Blumhouse flick.
Artemis Fowl (2020)
A few people will be firing their agents soon, I bet, because this Artemis is foul.
Red Heart by Sylvia Hubbard
Well, good thing I got this for cheap!
Girl on the Third Floor (2019)
House that dribbles semen 1, idiot man 0.
Claimed by the Alien Prince by Nancey Cummings
The hero is blue all over, like that genie from Aladdin only with big blue… you know.