Category:2 Oogies

Mortal Kombat (2021)

The previous Mortal Kombat movie is still better.

If this movie had actually been a cult classic like they say, then the term “cult classic” has no meaning anymore.

Well, I’ll show this thing the door alright.

Red Garnier’s efforts to promote male Karen types as the ultimate hunk are flatlining where I am concerned.

The gore is pretty good, but so much of everything else is a bore.

A hateful boss is a hateful boss. Not sexy.

Meh. Maybe if they had the two lead actors prance around shirtless, things will be more interesting.

Same old, same old. Why bother? Can we have a were-octopus next time?

The author is trying way too hard to pretend that a professor sleeping with a grad student is really wholesome and sweet.

From a literal Daddy to a figurative Daddy. Talk about a linear pattern of relationships with the opposite sex.