For All Time. Always. (2021)
And now, disappointment crashes down on us all.
Category:2 Oogies
Betraying the Beast by Cam Johns
Who knows that bedding a crime boss is this tepid an event.
Bared to You by Ada Stuart
Just in time for National Nude Day, just around the corner!
En la Gama de los Grises (2015)
Come for the pee-pees, fast forward to the pee-pees.
Too Late (2021)
What’s a horror comedy if it’s neither horrific nor comedic?
Season of Owls by Celia McKinley
Giant monster owl sex, anyone? Then again, let’s wait until a better story comes along.
Bride of the Alien Prince by Nancey Cummings
Take away the fact that the bloke is blue in color, and there is nothing much else to get curious over.
Mother Trucker by Chelsea Camaron
This is not an erotic romance, unless you get all hot and bothered at the thought of calling other women all kinds of bad words.
Code Name: Wolverine (1996)
I think I see the shape of Antonio Sabato Jr’s penis… oh wait, I saw the whole thing on display already in another movie. Next!
A Tentacle Encounter by Adri Armstrong
Today I learn that the human rear end entrance can enlarge and shrink to accommodate any size and length.